Andrewism #29

"He's always so negative about his own abilities. I don't know why he has to be so self-defecating."
Translation: Self-deprecating
Best Part: 1. Said about a professor. 2. There is actually an entry in urban dictionary for self-defecating. (it's PG-13, otherwise I would link to it.)

Andrewism #28

"It's a good thing we have disposable thumbs."
Translation: Opposable thumbs.
Best Part: He always has great ideas! How great would disposable thumbs be?!