"I always get the cold end of the turkey."
Which, in and of itself, is a terrific Andrewism. Love it.
I told Andrew about this one, we had a good laugh, and he said,
"Oh, like the butt end of the deal. Wait, I mean, the crap end of the stick."
Translation: Short end of the stick. Raw deal.
Best part: I already told you the best part.